the larry fanfic trinty

there are two larry fanfic trios; the holy ones, which are: young and beautiful, tired tired sea and escapade and the unholy ones: i sleep naked, locker 17 and htcbwsmcasmoa

Person 1: have you read all of the larry fanfic trinty?

Person 2: are you talking about the holy or unholy ones?

Person 1: the holy ones, duh, the other ones suck

quialls

One direction stans who believe Niall is queer.

Stan 1: Are you one of the quialls?
Stan 2: No, Niall is straight.