Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.

''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''

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scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.

Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!

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