i shat myself

I shat myself is an even more extraordinary sentence for I shit my pants, you don’t want to go around saying “I shit my pants” but instead you could say “ I shat myself” you’ll be the coolest kid at school.

Nessa Berret: i shat myself

Josh Richard: I thought you sharted

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seahorse giving birth

a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.

woah that seahorse giving birth

drnn

your probably look for your name with no vowels, your name is most likely Adrianna but yea

woah her name with no vowels is drnn
cool

scooby zoobie

YA DIGG SO YOY TUTU YA BABY YA DIGGG

omg is that scooby zoobie? YA DIGG

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bored

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wow

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i pissed on her

a saying for when your getting it on but she thought you finished but really you just pissed on her. if you do this your disgusting asf and i think you needs get you uncircumcised dick away from women. they don’t want you pissing in them so fucking leave you fat forehead fucking foreskin mole rat.

i pissed on her

Sieg out

Sieg out it a slang used by the Mongrel Mobs based in New Zealand, they are known for their red patch with a bulldog on it. If you see a group of these people walk up to them and say “yoza ko scraps on cunt” and they’ll immediately fall to their knees for you and you will be the leader of the Mongrel Mob

You: Yozaaa Scraps on ow sieg out is shit ko

Mongrel Mob: Oii these guys cool he’s the new leader