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sex poodle

A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.

Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.

by idleworshipper June 25, 2010

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obamarectomy

A sudden disillusionment with Obama's presidency as the result of a policy failure or public relations blunder.

I had hoped that understanding the details of the economic recovery package Obama proposed would restore my faith in the economy. I expected to find hope, but all I got was an obamarectomy, instead. Now, I will never vote for the guy again.

by idleworshipper July 29, 2009

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barak bottom

The lowest point a financial crisis can reach before it recovers. This includes house prices, the stock market and the sticker price of cars.

After house prices reached barak bottom, they could only go up.

by idleworshipper March 31, 2009

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cair-force

The power of CAIR - Council on American-Islamic Relations to exert influence on public opinion, law making and law enforcement.

The FBI wanted to arrest the Muslim man who killed his two daughters after they dated a couple of infidels, but lack of cooperation from the local cair-force allowed the man to flee the state.

by idleworshipper October 24, 2008

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obamatory

Combination of Obama and oratory. The public speaking style of Barack Obama characterized by anyone of these features: stock phrases, gross generalities, hasty assumptions, appeals to emotions, and lack of specific details.

After examining Obama's speech more carefully, I was very dissapointed, because it was nothing but more empty crowd-pleasing obamatory.

by idleworshipper July 30, 2009

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obamaramus

Someone who is totally dedicated to Obama's point of view on any issue, regardless of whether he is right or wrong.

I wanted for him to win the election so much, that I could only see one side of the issue, and became an obamaramus in the process.

by idleworshipper July 29, 2009

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bp

bp also stands for Barack Petroleum. Used to describe British Petroleum, because of its cozy relationship with Barack Obama aka Michelle's husband, especially during the time of the disasterous Gulf Of Mexico oil spill in 2010.

Among the multinational corporations that contributed large sums of money to Obama's presidential campaign in 2008 was bp (British Petroleum). So during the disasterous oil spill crisis of 2010 in the Gulf of Mexico, people were wondering if President Obama was sheltering bp from governmental retribution for reasons of political patronage.

by idleworshipper June 16, 2010

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