Jississippi is a name for a boy similar to Mississippi but with a J. His name starts with J and rhymes with one of the 50 states of America. This name is usually given to young infant males, but will sometimes show up in a dog. Jississippiâs personality traits are unique, as his favorite hobbies are solving rubix cubes and climbing into your air vents. If he is your friend, he will make sure that you are safe every single night and sneak into your walls to hear you breathing. If you change your schedule, you mind find a surprise visit from him. Jississipi really likes swedish fish, and travels every single monday to eat his swedish fish straight from sweden. He lives in Florida, but you will always catch him wearing gigantic sweaters in over 90 degree heat. This is so you donât see his arms. His arms are unusually long and can stretch however long he wants them to. This helps for collecting fragile children in the night. Other than his weird hobbies, Jississipi is a very nice guy and loves to have a good time. Invite him over soon. His best friend is Jashington, another creepy but nice guy.
Girl 1: âDid you talk to Jississipi about the sleepover?â
Boy 1: âNot yet, maybe it wasnât him that crashed it? Jississpi is nice but sometimes heâll scare me.â
Jentucky is the name of a man who has a name similar to Kentucky but starts with J. He is someone who is a hybrid of chicken and eats chicken three times a day every 6 hours. His mom is a chicken and he was born in 1892, and he invented ice cream. His favorite color is blood red after the children that he devoured and everytime he kidnaps a child he will dip their shoelace in their blood and tie it on his door to suck out the flavor later. He really likes dina sours and he carries around a yellow toy car and a blue banana everywhere he goes in a hot pink tote that is twice his size. he has a giant GYATTTT and he always hides his toots with a rainbow smelling cough. His sneakers are clean because he never walks on his feet but he walks on his hands everywhere he goes. He loves chocolate and he drives an egg shaped car that smells like purple figs. He is also the size of kentucky and loves cosplaying as a furry and bunny hopping over the anflanschen ocean.