hkd

acronym for the words "hate" "kill" and "destroy"

ALEX: after he killed my puppy, roger slept w/ my mom and jacked her cigs & wallet.
MIKA: hkd roger.
ALEX: pretty much.

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avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it

ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry

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irt

acronym standing for "in real time"

when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.

real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now

YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.

it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.

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yuck my yum

when you throw shade at anything another person shows affinity for. specifically when you hate on something a person indicates they like, esp right after they first express their affection. most applicable in a group setting.

TAIQUAK: haha, i know right?! this is gonna sound weird but i love the sound of air raid sirens.

KIKI: you a freak i always knew it. someone make this kid leave now before he serial kill in here.

ASIA: shut up kiki, you always yuck a yum, be real we know you have your kinks. you just too afraid to say it outa fear some mess gonna talk shit at you the same way you yucking on taiquak’s yum - like on his air raid sirens. try me. yuck my yum

p.e.g.

(p.e.g. is a term commonly used in the narrative of the fifth release of the far cry franchise.)

PEG - an acronym for "Project Eden's Gate"

-a PEG refers to anyone allied w/ FC5's antagonist, a cult known as, "the project at eden's gate." the protagonist, i.e., player, aims to take down the cult (& anyone affiliated) therefore all allied communication refers to cult-affiliates as PEG or PEGGIES.

GUY: i may never have gone to war but if them fuckin p.e.g. gies come after my family - i'm m sure as hell gonna give them war.

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TIMs

acronym for trans-identified male commonly used by the TERF community to describe a group of people they consider unworthy of identifying as female.

ABBY: TIMs should be banned from attending women’s rights events.

REGINA: why? isn’t feminism about equal treament of all genders.

ABBY: shut your whore mouth you woman hating bitch.

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men

a typo for “meh”

GIA: what are they like?
LEIGHTON: men.

GIA: oh -so not that great?
LEIGHTON: well yes, actually. but i meant to type “meh”

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