udp

acronym for: unsolicited dick pic

MYA: ugh, my inbox is full of udp’s.

TRISH: gross, i’m sorry girl. i wish i didn’t know that feel.

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hkd

acronym for the words "hate" "kill" and "destroy"

ALEX: after he killed my puppy, roger slept w/ my mom and jacked her cigs & wallet.
MIKA: hkd roger.
ALEX: pretty much.

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irt

acronym standing for "in real time"

when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.

real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now

YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.

it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.

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avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it

ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry

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BDE

acronym for "big dick energy"

KYLE: idk know what it is about her. she's just someone i'm attracted to.
DON: yeah cause she got that BDE you're lacking. she's a boss.
KYLE: yeah i should probably ride those coattails

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sending it

going fucking nuts, owning the moment, getting lit, doing it like a boss, and/or raging while doing whatever it is you’re currently doing

CHARLES: come to the beach dude, it’s wild. we’re fcuking sending it out of the park.

RORY: i’m gonna go to the bar instead.

CHARLES: kendrick just caught a shark w/ his barehands & larissa just stole a boat so she’d have somewhere to smoke blunts topless like riahanna.

RORY: holy shit you guys ARE sending it hard. i’ll head over now

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cake day

when a redditor has a cake symbol next to their username, it is your honor to wish them a “happy cake day” bc it is their reddit birthday. aka anniversary of the creation of their reddit account.

COMMENT THREAD:
AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. you’re dumb

<comment reply to amal44269>
BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day.

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