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Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021


MAGA

A word that Dosen't Fucking Exist that Triggered Literally Every Person Into Politics or News to the point They Think Green Day should be Cancelled After They played a set On NYE (New year’s Eve)

Person 1: I’m not gonna be Apart of this “MAGA” bullshit! Make America great again? It’s already been destroyed!
Person 2: Ha! libbie.

by ieatantsforbreakfast January 3, 2024


Carcass

The British Death metal band Formed in 1985 in Liverpool, UK, who is popular for Their Albums: Heartwork, (1993 and Heartwork EP in 1994) Swansong, (1996) and Surgical Steel (2013). MOTHERFUCKIN Death Metal baby! Now let’s fucking mosh!

Person 1: Yo! You wanna go to the Carcass show with Obituary and Cryptopsy?
Person 2: oh… I thought we were going to see Taylor swift?
Person 1: Go fuck yourself.

by ieatantsforbreakfast January 3, 2024