July

Birthdays in the month of July is another way of saying that your father failed No Nut November. Through the dna passed to you from your father you obtain at least 50% failure.

Me: hey when’s your birthday
Friend: July 3rd
Me: wow your dad only lasted 3 days, you are a failure

6👍 5👎

Poland

It exists

Bro: Poland exists
Me: Bro

45👍 57👎