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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022


mrbeast6000 song

music from mrbeast

mrbeast6000 song:

Chorus
MrBeast6000, oh
MrBeast6000, oh

Verse 1
MrBeast6000, yeah, you know his name
He changed it once or twice, but I think it's here to stay
His thumbnails were made in Paint
But if you ask me, I think they're kind of quaint

Chorus
MrBeast6000, oh
MrBeast6000, oh

Verse 2
His random videos are the name of the game
Some might say they're his ticket to fame
The occasional intro may not make sense
But we all get a laugh at their expense

Chorus
MrBeast6000, oh
MrBeast6000, oh

Outro
MrBeast, oh
MrBeast, oh
MrBeast, oh
MrBeast, oh, 6000
MrBeast 6000

by ihandlethisidk September 03, 2022


Philippines

The Philippines, officially the Republic of the Philippines, is an archipelagic country in Southeast Asia

It is situated in the western Pacific Ocean and consists of around 7,641 islands that are broadly categorized under three main geographical divisions from north to south: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. The Philippines is bounded by the South China Sea to the west, the Philippine Sea to the east, and the Celebes Sea to the southwest. It shares maritime borders with Taiwan to the north, Japan to the northeast, Palau to the east and southeast, Indonesia to the south, Malaysia to the southwest, Vietnam to the west, and China to the northwest. The Philippines covers an area of 300,000 km² and, as of 2021, it had a population of around 109 million people, making it the world's thirteenth-most populous country. The Philippines has diverse ethnicities and cultures throughout its islands. Manila is the country's capital, while the largest city is Quezon City.

by ihandlethisidk September 09, 2022


road is road

russia's driving style

in america, we drive in the right side of the road
in england, we drive in the left side f the road
IN RUSSIA, ROAD IS ROAD, DRIVE WHERE EVER YOU WANT, ROAD SAME ROAD

by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022


mäuschen

a german tank which is different than the maus superheavy tank.
a weaker version of the maus superheavy tank

the mäuschen is like a female version of the maus superheavy

by ihandlethisidk August 15, 2022


mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi

The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)

Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this

by ihandlethisidk September 11, 2022


Meme mug

A mug posted with memes on it

Me:*Buys a mug*
Also me:I want to give this to my friend...
My friend:Why is there memes posted there
Me:Wai-wait
Also me:*Checks* it's called meme mug!?
Also Also Me:Why didn't i noticed that on the mug and didn't realised the name...

by ihandlethisidk August 21, 2022