I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

Google Translate

A website that you can translate any word

Me:searches up " Google Translate "
Also me:*translates Urban Dictionary into german"
Translation:urbanes Wörterbuch
Me: wtf

mäuschen

a german tank which is different than the maus superheavy tank.
a weaker version of the maus superheavy tank

the mäuschen is like a female version of the maus superheavy

mrbeast6000 song

music from mrbeast

mrbeast6000 song:

Chorus
MrBeast6000, oh
MrBeast6000, oh

Verse 1
MrBeast6000, yeah, you know his name
He changed it once or twice, but I think it's here to stay
His thumbnails were made in Paint
But if you ask me, I think they're kind of quaint

Chorus
MrBeast6000, oh
MrBeast6000, oh

Verse 2
His random videos are the name of the game
Some might say they're his ticket to fame
The occasional intro may not make sense
But we all get a laugh at their expense

Chorus
MrBeast6000, oh
MrBeast6000, oh

Outro
MrBeast, oh
MrBeast, oh
MrBeast, oh
MrBeast, oh, 6000
MrBeast 6000

9👍 1👎

Tonk

tank found in Mondo Sport Saviano Italy

me: *goes on google maps*
also me: * searches Mondo Sport Saviano Italy*
results:
first picture:Mondo Sport "(Home of the mighty Tonk)"
me:*speechless*

Panzer Of The Lake

Soldier:O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

Panzer of the lake:Why u standing here boi

road is road

russia's driving style

in america, we drive in the right side of the road
in england, we drive in the left side f the road
IN RUSSIA, ROAD IS ROAD, DRIVE WHERE EVER YOU WANT, ROAD SAME ROAD