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spinongo

The proper description of the phenomena of the room, ceiling, and your surroundings spinning while you are intoxicated.

Dude, i drank too much, the room is getting spinongo

by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Turkey

The act of a man, weraing boxers, pulling his penis up and tucking it into the waistband of his boxers so that only the head is showing and is pinned against his abdomen by the boxers' waistband, then pulling his balls out of the front of his boxers, thus simulating the neck and frill of a turkey. This trick is closely related to The Mongoose.

My friends were both enthused and horrified when i did The Turkey in front of them.

by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


cottage cheese legs

The legs of a woman that have various noticible dimples due to the amount of cellulite.

That fat girl needs a different prom dress. Her cottage cheese legs are showing.

by ihatebuffering March 7, 2011

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer

by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dirty

(Noun form):
A younger person who is a waste of space, has no marketable skills, is not overly attractive or hygenic, is extremely loud and obnoxious, and typically has a drug and/or alcohol addiction. They usually travel in packs that ride around in a shitty, beat-up car together. Their hobbies include showing up and ruining your friends' parties. Attempts to try and curb dirty participation at regular-kid parties have been made by attaching "no dirties" requests at the end of party invitation texts/facebook messages, but it is an uphill battle. The best hope to fight dirty-ism is by hoping that they have to move once their welfare runs out/they can no longer make thier house payments/their dads get busted for drug possession.

Don't tell ronny about the party. He'll tell a dirty, and then a whole pack of dirties will show up and lower my house's propery value.

by ihatebuffering March 6, 2011

13πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


box-shaped girl

A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.

My high school has way too many box-shaped girls.

by ihatebuffering March 6, 2011

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Tweed Ring

The ring of remaining foreskin just below the head of the penis on the shaft.

Larry doesn't have a tweed ring because he is uncircumsized.

by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž