jellyfish handjob

A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.

My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out

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The Mongoose

The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter

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Tweed Ring

The ring of remaining foreskin just below the head of the penis on the shaft.

Larry doesn't have a tweed ring because he is uncircumsized.

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frog brain

The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.

larry is an asshole. he just showed me his frog brain.

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peeping richard

Penis trick (which can only be performed by a circumcised male) in which an individual pushes the head of his penis into the ring of foreskin underneath the head (the Tweed Ring) until it can no longer be seen. The individual then lets go of his penis, causing the head to slowly reappear and return to its original position.

Larry showed me how to do the peeping richard today.

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pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.

Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.

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prarie trash

A particular brand of hick that is specifically found in the midwest. They are a combination of a drughead and a typical redneck. They act, dress, hunt, drive trucks, chew, and are intolerant like rednecks, but also do more drugs and drink more like a drughead. They are doomed to live in shiity podunk towns in the rural midwest forever.

Tom: Ray hasn't showed up to school in like two weeks.
Rick: Yeah, he's probably hunting and getting wasted. He's total prarie trash.

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