skwombledoink

the onomatopoeia of the sound someone makes as their last brain cell fades out of existence

Person 1: "I am losing my mind. I only have like 2 brain cells left."
Person 2: "The earth is flat."
Person 1: "Skwombledoink."

grilled watermelon

a watermelon that has been cooked on a grill
can also be called: "a type of food that definitely shouldn't exist and people need to stop posting images of"

Person #1 "yo look at this image of grilled watermelon"
Person #2 "ew"
Person #1 "i know right? why would anyone make that"