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What happens when your cells stop having sex.
Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.
Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!
Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!
6π 3π
What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.
Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.
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What happens when you divide by zero.
Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?
Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-
Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH
*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...
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A weird and rare group of people that hate themselves for being weak and train on the hatred built towards their enemies. They don't trust or rely anyone except themselves.
They are characterized by 3 adjectives:
Hatred
Sorrow
Regret
I'm narcissistemo. Why? Because I hate my enemies and believe everyone's a backstabbing dick.
12π 2π
Girls are an intricate race of polar opposites of guys. I'm not saying all girls are bad but I would say a HIGH majority of girls are just bitching attention whores. One day you're cool with them and the next they decide to randomly flip out over little piece of shit things and then proceeds to act like some brainless 2 year old.
Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.
All the quiet, nice girls are overshadowed by their bitching attention hogging peers. Too bad. The world sucks but what can we do about it?
80π 41π
When people do stupid things in a desperate, pathetic attempt to impress someone.
Jane: Omg Jon, I can't believe you stole the answers to that test and gave it to me! I feel so degraded now!
John: I did it outta love :(
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