vvhore

The kinky way to spell whore that bypasses almost every censor filter system. Used repeatedly in video games.

Me: Jenny, you are such a level whore...

(Jenny sees: Jenny, you are such a level ****...)

Jenny: Wat? censored

Me: Oh, Jenny you are such a level vvhore.

Jenny: ZOMG UR SO MEAN :(

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attention whore

An irritable little bitch that decides to randomly flip out over little things. They would say almost anything to get attention including random shit that haven't even crossed their non-existent hallow head before, including random capitalized letter like "NWEKLRHWL:ERJWERWER" with the "ZOMGS" and the oh-so-cunning spellings of "WONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

Note: It is impossible to shut them up.

I thought I had a good friend, turned out she was just a pmsing attention whore.

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Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

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narcissistemo

A weird and rare group of people that hate themselves for being weak and train on the hatred built towards their enemies. They don't trust or rely anyone except themselves.

They are characterized by 3 adjectives:
Hatred
Sorrow
Regret

I'm narcissistemo. Why? Because I hate my enemies and believe everyone's a backstabbing dick.

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dead

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

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Parents

People in your family who specialize in making your life hell. Depending on what kind of parents you have (asian parents are the worst), they can also make sure that you don't have a life, make you study your ass off for no reason, and basically make you a working robot.

Person 1: Hey Jimmy, coming to the party tomorrow. We gonna drink, play video games, dance and all the following above.

Jimmy: Srry guys i can't, my asian parents are making me read books in chinese.

Person 1: Dude you are so uncool.
(Poor Jimmy...)

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Halloween

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.

Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...

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