A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin
A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.
To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..
Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that