katie jo hibbs

an angelic being filled with laughter and solace. she inspires all things to be kind, just as she is, and, as you can tell, she's a bombshell in terms of physique. it has been said that her eyes are such that rulers of kingdoms want to take cannonballs in them and remain lost in the ocean of her being, her grace, for as long as they exist. she inspires hope in deserts of woe and sorrow, and she breathes life into every classroom, every neighborhood, every room or non room once and forevermore.

katie jo hibbs makes living worth breathing for at least 23 people at any given time.

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phat

phat is a play on the word fat. however, given the etymology of the word, we see a broader (phatter) meaning of the word. the ph is derived from the pH scale, which, contrary to dumbass belief, goes from 0 to 14. Now, since 0 comes first, it's where you start--it's the bottom. So, it goes in the denominator. Thus, you have (14/0)= ∞. Infinity represents how phat the ass is--infinity big. Also, the ass looks like a ∞ sign. Need i say more?

The ass was so phat I was instantly reminded of my chemistry homework, Fucc you Patty.

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