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xhamster

an explicit website

*opens xhamster*
"those aren't hamsters!!!"

by ihfsdihaoifd March 8, 2022

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spotify

a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium

spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021


discord moderator basement

where discord moderators stay 24/7, never touching grass

what is sleep? i only know discord moderator basement

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021

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yes es

Opposite of "nuh uh". Used in a debate. It's the ultimate form of comeback.

Michael: "You suck at Fortnite"
Daniel: "Nuh uh"
Michael: "Yes es"

by ihfsdihaoifd July 27, 2023


tik tok

family friendly pornhub

i love this new tik tok dance

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021

636πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


glowstonemine

Glowstonemine (aka. glow) (these are very original names) is a minecraft player with exactly 158 subscribers (but will have 157 when i unsubscribe). He started youtube in like 2018 or 2019 idk dont ask me, with a video of him mining glowstone. He now has an RTX 42069 TI. On the 12th of november, he got the huge milestone of 69 subscribers. This is probably around the time that I (etheaary) got more subscribers than him. He is the only minecraft youtuber that isn't a crazy dream stan. His most popular video is a (very original) edit of polish cow. The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. He thinks he's better than me at minecraft, when he isn't. He owns a youtube channel called "glowstone clips" in which, his profile picture is of him upside down. This makes everyone think he's Australian, which is obviously not true.

"glowstonemine is bad, he should get an rtx 69420"

by ihfsdihaoifd August 18, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


glowstonemine

Glowstonemine (aka. glow) (these are very original names) is a minecraft player with exactly 158 subscribers (but will have 157 when i unsubscribe). He started youtube in like 2018 or 2019 idk dont ask me, with a video of him mining glowstone. He now has an RTX 42069 TI. On the 12th of november, he got the huge milestone of 69 subscribers. This is probably around the time that I (etheaary) got more subscribers than him. He is the only minecraft youtuber that isn't a crazy dream stan. His most popular video is a (very original) edit of polish cow. The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. He thinks he's better than me at minecraft, when he isn't. He owns a youtube channel called "glowstone clips" in which, his profile picture is of him upside down. This makes everyone think he's Australian, which is obviously not true.

"dreams good at mince raft"
"glowstonemine is better because he knows how to mine glowstone and cool"

by ihfsdihaoifd August 18, 2021

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