mug

what urban dictionary forces you to buy

urban dictionary: get the mug mug
me: wow whats next? the mug mug mug?

bast

another way of saying "best", usually in a sarcastic or mocking tone.

america bast!!!

Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

simp

me

stop being such a simp!

pussy

it's sacred, protect it at all costs

sandra has a superb pussy

youtube

a company that always takes down the best content and discord bots.

everyone hates youtube.

person1: youtube sucks
person2: agreed

wikihow

a site where there are a crazy amount of tutorials. this would be fine, but they are always either completely inaccurate, or just plain stupid (basically five minute crafts, but a website).

like seriously, what is this? wikihoww.com/Use-wikiHow

person1: wikihow is the best place on planet earth
person2: hmm do you like 5 minute crafts?
person1: yes
person2: *dies in anger*