Mom

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

Merry Christmas Mom

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so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something

*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians

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