Joe

The physical manifestation of satan himself, dont ask who he is.

Person 1: Was Joe here last night
Person 2: Whose Joe?
Person 1: *Turns into satan and kills person 2

2👍 1👎

no u

When someone insults you "no u" is the #1 method of a comeback

person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: no u
person 1: *trips and hits head on concrete and fucking dies*

15👍 3👎

your fammy tranny

The roast to end all roasts

person 1: ur mom gay.
person 2: ur daddy lesbian.
person 1:ur granny tranny
person 2: your fammy tranny
person 1: *has an epileptic seizure and fucking dies*

2👍 3👎

ur mom gay

ur mom gay

jake: you suck at m i n e c r a f t
jack: no u
jake: ur mom gay
jack: *ruptures brain and fucking dies*

56👍 6👎

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that is urban

Urban Dictionary

The Scatman

The dance epileptic people do when they see a bunch of flashing lights.

Person 1: This game is lit, oh no I got flashbanged!
Person 2: SKAP-BAP-BAP-BIDI-BIDO-BUDDUM-BLEM-BLEM-BLEM-DA-SKIBBITYBO
Person 1: Ah sick he's doing The Scatman!

Cory in the House

Cory in the house was an anime premiered in 2007 starring the biggest anime star ever, Kyle Massey-kun.

Weeaboo #1 Yo fam what was your favorite anime back in the day?
Weeaboo #2 Yo Cory in the House m8

12👍 11👎