What you call the big homie, the epitome of a Madden superstar. Someone who strives for greatness.
Wow, Iâve always wanted to be a TruckerJohn
A big bald headed fuck who loves horror and drives trucks, they might sport chin pubes year round just so they fit the classic trucker look, despite looking like shreks twin they are a really nice person and will always give you the time of day
Ethan: I had a delivery from that Trucker, John! They looked a little funny but were nice. I can't wait too see them again.
Justin: Thats TruckerJohn! He's the gold standard of trucking.
Having people pray for you when you don't support any religion or subscribe to any religious beliefs / ideology.
Ethan: I heard they're gonna pray for you!
Justin: I hope not, That's against my beliefs. That is religion rape.
Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.
Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.
When you flop around like a fish and bite your tongue.
Wow, I hope that John is okay after he had a good time doing the SissonX
The highest possible level of gamer possible
Wow, I wish I could be a Sissonx.