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Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people

OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!

by iiililililiiiiwucihdisododih November 15, 2022