Tentacling

ripping out the veins in the penis and letting them dangle like tentacles

im like an octopus after my tentacling session!

Cerberusing

Cutting the penis into three parts and planting a brain into each, giving the three parts sentience.

Can i see your cerberusing footage?

Planting

Placing seeds inside the tip of the penis and letting them grow.

I've been planting long enough for it to start growing!

you'dn't've

a fucking dumb way of saying "you wouldn't have"

"you'dn't've done that if I hadn't"

Plating

Spinning at such incredible speeds that you are able to mold the tip of the penis into the shape of a plate.

My plating session went so well last night!