Danger Close

A term that is meant too be shouted when you are in a public toilet and your about to take a massive dump after consuming food such as curry. This technique should be used to warn people or too create tension for no particular reason or for your own personal enjoyment.

You've just taken a dump and you shout "DANGER CLOSE" as loud as you can too warn people of the event. You then casually walk out without making eye contact with anyone else in there.

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