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Queenophobia

A gay fear of being crowned Queen only to lose your Princess parking and seating at a window booth in restaurants.

Honey sugar as I pulled into Marie Callender’s at Thanksgiving, a chill of Queenophobia ran up and down my spine looking for a parking spot hoping they don’t seat me next to the restroom.

by ilacevoli November 25, 2018


mlitoris

A rare skin tag over a guy’s munt in the clitoris position that drives him insane with pleasure when touched.

Chris moaned in sheer pleasure when his mlitoris was touched during foreplay.

Chris moaned in sheer pleasure when his mlitoris was touched during foreplay.

by ilacevoli December 18, 2018


Desperegina

A desperate female that needs to take her vagina to an alternate resource for stuffing.

Suweetie loudly saying my shit is the best at the in and out drive through followed by actually eating it for a week does not make me less gay, it just makes you a desperegina.

by ilacevoli November 25, 2018