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ilona

an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.

has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.

friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.

she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.

she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.

WARNING: may bite. HARD.

"This is the pulse...
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"

by ilona (minimatronic) January 24, 2005

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filthy gorgeous

see also scissor sisters
1) a fabulous, filthy (yes filthy) song which embraces the glitter and fabulousness found in many clubs.
A must have for any party monster, Filthy Gorgeous is a classic. It mixes squelching electronics with funky lyrics and when sung live, creates a wild and flamboyant atmosphere for the already lust-crazed, drugged up queens.

2) As above, the song can be used as a standard when rating other songs of a similar fabulousness.

3) Can also (rarely) be used to describe that hypothetical perfect shade of screaming pink that is not too purple, too pink, too opaque, too dim or too dull. (this refers to the fabulous lightshow that goes with the song when performed, and also for people who experience synaesthesia, in which case the song appears PINK)

1) 'You're an acid-junkie, college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard! 'Cause you're FILTHY! OOOooo and I'm GORGEOUS!'

2) That song is so filthy gorgeous!

3) person 1: LOOK! It's filthy gorgeous pink!
person 2: Nah, i think that's more of a filthy pink.

by ilona (minimatronic) January 5, 2006

16👍 5👎


filthy gorgeous

see also scissor sisters
1) a fabulous, filthy (yes filthy) song which embraces the glitter and fabulousness found in many clubs.
A must have for any party monster, Filthy Gorgeous is a classic. It mixes squelching electronics with funky lyrics and when sung live, creates a wild and flamboyant atmosphere for the already lust-crazed, drugged up queens.

2) As above, the song can be used as a standard when rating other songs of a similar fabulousness.

3) Can also (rarely) be used to describe that hypothetical perfect shade of screaming pink that is not too purple, too pink, too opaque, too dim or too dull. (this refers to the fabulous lightshow that goes with the song when performed, and also for people who experience synaesthesia, in which case the song appears PINK)

1) 'You're an acid-junkie, college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard! 'Cause you're FILTHY! OOOooo and I'm GORGEOUS!'

2) That song is so filthy gorgeous!

3) person 1: LOOK! It's filthy gorgeous pink!
person 2: Nah, i think that's more of a filthy pink.

Source: ilona (minimatronic), England

by ilona (minimatronic) January 6, 2006

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