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The period of time between reading a pun and the realization that it is a pun.
I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!
Verb: To blind side a famous person with claims of nefarious deeds and immoral acts.
The massuese albushed him, claiming that he asked for sexual favours!
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This is an alternative meaning of the word. With emphasis on the " REE" long 'e'. In this instance it refers to someone who repeats the same questions, conspiracy theories and jokes over and over and over ad nauseum.
Sheila: Randy can't take a hint! I keep telling him I won't come to his house to see his collection if antique Unix terminals but he asks me about it every 5 minutes.
Joe: Sorry Sheila, he means well but he got a mental condition called RECOGNITION. So the same ideas just keep popping up over and over and over.
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The feeling that Donald Trump experiences when someone asks him about the infamous pee tapes or about his association with Jefferey Epstein.
The Donald was simply infurinated when the protestor at his rally was showing the photo of him and his buddy Jeff Epstein. I find this so infurinating!
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A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?
Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!
Dumbmorphins are an unnaturally occurring hormone found in the blood stream of the ALT Right, the Proud Boys, 1%s, Qanon followers and other miserable excuses for human beings.
I can't believe the high level of dumbmorphins found in bloodstreams of people like Josh Hawley , Ted Cruz and Lauren Boebert.
When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!
I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!
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