26th September

Day when short people are born

It's 26th September, day when short people are born

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frog

animal every bisexual and lesbian person loves

P1: i like frogs
P2: oh, so you are a lesbian

20th November

The best, smartest, hottest, sexiest and coolest people are born.

P1: I was born 20th November!
P2: Wow! That means you are the best, smartest, hottest, sexiest and coolest person!