The White House

Burned to smithereens.

Bethany- Yo, what happened with the white house?

David- Oh, the protesters... they raided it.

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnm

Sometone who would kill time by torturing their keyboard. If it doesn't help, then they do it again.

P1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnm

Keyboard: Kill me!

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DN

Short for Dynamic Nation. Don't get fooled. ;)

P1: What is DN.
P2: It's Dynamic Nation. Why do you ask?

How to eat?

All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.

Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

kys

it means keep yourself safe

p1: im gonna go hiking today
p2: oh ok! be sure to kys along the way!
p1: what... 🤨

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,../

Someone that tends to be so bored, they will torture the typical QWERTY keyboard.

Person- `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,../

Keyboard- NOOOO!

Frolicism

Frolicism is a totally not made up polytheistic religion. The people believe in reincarnation, and dancing in a disrespectful way will result in lower class of rebirth.

The main purpose of Frolicism is to please the gods, especially the king and queen, Remarque and Iris, by dancing. You are unable to do anything harmful for sacrifice, but to skip, gallop or dance for the Forkglenic gods. Yes, Forkglens is the city of Frolicism culture.

Emma: Hey bro, what religion do you believe in?

Bob: Oh, I believe in Frolicism!
*Bob starts to slow-dance for the gods.*

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