When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.
Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.
When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.
The following is an actual conversation between two real people.
3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.
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