cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

mortal

meaning: a living thing that can die

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: fuc-

mortal

a living being that is powerless, and can die only once

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: frick