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Something i know you wish you could lick, but never got the chance to.
Guy number 1: Hey bro can i get a lick of your armpit
Guy number 2: WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHO ARE YOU
Guy number 1: Come on, just one little lick
*calls the police*
Police: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy number 2: HELP, a man broke into my house and wants to lick my armpit
Police: Deal with it asshole
*hangs up*
the End
I bet you thought the other thing, no bitch im talking about roosters.
You think your cock is big until you saw the animal
im a rooster asshat, so i am bigger cock than you will see in your life
I dont know how you stumbled upon this, its not a real word. Your spelling must be horrible to have typed this out
Minoplogicality is not a real word, you are an idiot
when i cow goes past the point of being a regular cow, he becomes the holy cow
"Omg is that a holy cow??" He said as he watched the cow slowly float to heaven
something that you think is big but in reality you probably have the smallest one
I have a bigger penis than you (he in fact did not have a bigger penis than him)
something you will never get to see
I really want to see a vagina, but im so lonely
That feeling when you see someone elses mother
Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now
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