a meaty vagina

you open a girls vagina and stick a load of meat into it. you then finger her vagina many times in order to thoroughly mix the meat. After this you will then open her vagina and precede to heat it up just enough so that the meat cooks but you don't burn her vagina. You then fuck the shit out of her (in this case, the meat out of her) and proceed to eat it or freeze it if you want to take it out for a special occasion.

You: Yo stuart i don't know what to do for my anniversary.

Stuart: Just give her a meaty vagina, not only will she love it but you'll have a great anniversary dinner.

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