july 18

cuddle day! give your girl/boyfriend some cuddles:) itll make their day and im sure they’ll appreciate it!

girlfriend: *cuddles with boyfriend*
boyfriene: oh it must be july 18

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Dirty dimalat

A dirty dimalt is when you suck on a girls toe and then her left toe starts to cum so then her toe gets infected and the skin stars to and her pubic hairs start to get hard so it gives me a paper cut

we did a dirty dimalat

june 9

national 69 day, cause, yknow, the date is 6/9

so go get your mate!

person 1: ayo its june 9 you know what that means

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Dirty dog

when youre doing doggy style and she starts eating dill pickle and his breath starts smelling like doodoo so you spit in his mouth and he throws up and you cum in his mouth

hey what were you and jill up to last night we were doing a dirty dog