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when you lose anything, esp. currency (real or virtual).
My friend: *drops $10 into sewer*
NOOOO I LOST MY LUNCH MONEY!
Me: too bad. L
Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.
âimagine using Skype in 2023â
âImagine dying in a tycoon gameâ
âImagine brain.exe has stopped workingâ
âImagine playing fall guys in 2023â
âImagine having room temperature IQâ
Ex-CS:GO player that now streams mainly PUBG Battlegrounds and Apex Legends, he is a literal human aimbot that destroys everyone in his path.
Kill Feed:
Shroud killed among_us10011 by headshot with M16A4 - 6 alive
Shroud knocked out LordOfWar by headshot with M24
Shroud knocked out Grimmmz by headshot with M16A4
Shroud knocked out aLuzNo by headshot with
M16A4
Shroud finally killed Grimmmz - 5 alive
Shroud killed n0oN3c4rEz by headshot with M24 - 4 alive
Shroud finally killed aLuzNo - 3 alive
Shroud finally killed LordOfWar - 2 alive
You: *still alive* heheh im aliveâ¦
Your mind: im in danger
the last thing youâd want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africaâs time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, itâs a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.
me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesnât exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isnât that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but itâs now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time
A very good song by the legendary C418, this piece is only ever surpassed by dreiton , and this is the only math you will ever like.
(THIS IS NOT ANOTHER TYPE OF MATH, I SWEAR!)
playing minecraft
*aria math starts playing*
dude1: YO IS THAT ARIA MATH
dude 2: Yea, what the big deal?
dude1: I LOVE ARIA MATH
dude2: ok
Internet mass misspelling of âstocksâ. Said when you got a big profit.
Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks