didn't ask

to express something you recieved, but never asked for.

bro: BIG BROTHER I DOWNLOADED PUBG FINALLY!!!!1!!!
me: thats crazy but do you know what the crazier thing is? i didn't ask!

dreiton

best minecraft creative mode song.
may bring a grown man to tears due to the nostalgia contained within.

You: *plays minecraft*
*dreiton starts playing*
You: *starts crying*

Stal

a music disc in Minecraft. it is arguably the BEST music disc in minecraft, even better than Pigstep. may bring the strongest guys to tears due to the noSTALgia inside.

Steve: /give @s record_stal
System: Gave Stal x1 to Steve
Steve: *puts it in the jukebox*
Stal starts playing
*recorder part starts playing*
Steve: *visible tears from nostalgia*

scary

when you’re a German soldier in 1942 and you sneeze, and then the snow says “bless you”

God: so, young nazi, how did you die?
Soldier: I can’t remember, I sneezed, the snow said “bless you”, and i died, it was so scary
God: rip