Facebook

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.

I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!

hello

It's a word used often.

Hello!

national emergency

A phrase used when you want something real bad.

I want that wall so I'll declare a national emergency.

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$#!t

A politically correct version of shit, used when you are scared to appear ill-mannered in writing.

Oh $#!t!! I forgot to do my homework!!

Donald Trump

Author of "Trump: The Art of the Deal" and close friends with Putin, Donald Trump is best known for strategically handling US diplomacy by causing the largest government shutdown in the US and for ensuring world peace by pulling troops out of Syria.

My name is Donald Trump and I'm conceited!

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google

In modern society, a verb used to indicate that you are performing an intellectual search on the Internet. In general, this word is used even when search engines other than Google.com are used.

Teacher: What is the capital of the United States?
Donald Trump: Let me google that for you... *uses Yahoo*