Aggressive PDA

PDA that is more than a simple hug or peck, often a cause for others around to become quite uncomfortable

I can’t believe they are bold enough to do aggressive PDA at school... it’s disgusting

on a stretcher

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.

“Wow, I’m soo good at math. Albert Einstein is on a stretcher”