Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

mr mix

that type of friend that gets really pissy when you don't make your tomato sauce correctly

john, I'm sorry I can't make pasta sauce, you're being such a mr mix >:(

Capsule Collider

The canon name of the player from baldi's basics.
This is that's the unity object it uses.

Capsule Collider
Yes baldi?
promise me you'll never eat at arby's
oohhhhh
I'M FUCKING DYING

ads more like sads :(

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"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

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the thing that makes urban dictionary have a stroke when you search it

Person 1: Hey dude what's up
Person 2: (){}
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tuco Salamanca

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuco Salamanca more like Tuco Salamancan do it

Rare Rooster That is Big and Black

pretty self-explanatory, but for more information, look up "big black cock"

"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"