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you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024


this.float += 1f * Time.deltaTime;

a timer in c# or some shit idk

private float float;

private void Update()
{

this.float += 1f * Time.deltaTime;

print(this.float);
}

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 23, 2024


Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024


gearbox software

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gearbox software grease

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024


OwO

a shorter way of saying "oh woah"

"JOHN LOOK!!"
"OwO"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024


splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem

when you have a splinter on your wrist and you try plugging it into your nintendo 3ds but the mentos dont let you so you get a pig to try and pull it out with an autistic pebble inside of a pool and you ate him

Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 11, 2024


KSI

when you wipe your ass with ultra processed pizza

time to take a shit

oop i all outu toi let da da papeer. wel

time to ksi :)))))))

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 27, 2024