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Green Skittles

The candy that the skittles company tried to gaslight people into thinking they removed green skittles, but of course they didn't.

"These green skittles are bussin"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 05, 2024


Mr Freeman

some retarded shit that Barney says at the beginning of half life like

DUDE IM A DOCTOR

"UE8 4U3 HHEW89U3 %3043038950% %RFU4RUW ISJFMR FREEMANHJFS KNFE DSJ"
"The fuck is a UE8 4U3 HHEW89U3 %3043038950% %RFU4RUW ISJFMR FREEMANHJFS KNFE DSJ????????????????"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024


Mario in Unreal

Mario in Unreal is when a little pudding eating, piss drinking, outtie belly button loser with no eyes slaps a mario 64 model or worse, a high quality fan model, into a prefabbed unity forest with realistic animals, so already really un-fitting, and goes "wow guys me mario fun fumario maririio fan nn game is like so0000uuuu realisteedc!!!!!1111"

Now look, I have nothing against unreal users, besides the fact that their eyes are missing from their skull, but if you're gonna make a "realistic looking" ""game"", make sure you use models that go with each other.

Mario is a FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER, in a world of OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS. He doesn't belong in the real world. Now, a lot of people argue with this, saying shit like "But, Nintendo did this, back in mario odyssey, so u is da point ofj fkjos oinvalid!" but here's the thing, all the humans (new donkers) are loosely based off of pauline's model, who in earlier games, looked very cartoony even next to mario. In the newer games, this is less prevalent, but still, my point stands. Not only that, the lighting in new donk city still matches with the rest of the game.

Mario, in all honesty, does NOT belong in the unreal engine.

oooh mommy look, I made mario but real! he in da mario in unreal guy!

your father and I are getting a divorce

by iminhellplshelpahhh February 03, 2025


Strays

an awful 2023 movie where the only joke is "haha sex funny, zoophilia. are you guys laughing yet?"
I swear it feels like what a 9 year old thinks an adult movie is like.
it's just "drugs drugs drugs sex sex sex cuss cuss cuss" grow the fuck up

Guy1: I just watched strays last night.
Guy2: was it dogshit?
Guy:1 it was dogshit.

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 04, 2024


markipli

when you try to enter your name in bb+ when the dumbass 8 character limit gets in the way!

oh, hi! welcome to my super sch-
markipli
welcome! since you're new...

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 19, 2024


Urban dictionary banned me lmaoooooo

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Urban dictionary banned me lmaoooooo haha

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 28, 2024


donut

a delicious treat that is shaped as a puck, sometimes with a circular cutout in the center.
there are 4 main types of donuts

1. Frosted Donuts
2. Glazed Donuts
3. Jelly/Cream Filled Donuts
4. Cruller Donuts

"Oh yeah I just love donuts! ARM NOM HOUY MON OM NOM"

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 05, 2024