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To make a situation worse in an attempt to make it better.
Girl: Some dude catcalled me!
Guy: At least he thought you were pretty enough to catcall.
Girl: >:(
Onlooker: That was a rough case of verschlimmbessern.
The netspeak meaning âTop Comment Godâ that is over replied to every comment on every platform.
Creator: â¦and thá´n sheâ¦
Commentor: The way she wrote âeâ threw me for a loop
Replier 1: No it didnât.
Replier 2: Yoooo tcg!
Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!
A phrase that makes a male immediately jizz in his pants.
The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)
The cashier: Cash or credit?
The Lonely Island: ð«
The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.
Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.
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Person 1: What does Nathan look like?
Person 2: Tall, skinny, super gay-
Person 1: Woah there!
Person 2: Hwnm!
The Finnish term for getting drunk at home in your underwear with no intention of going out or seeing anyone
Person 1: Are you ready for the party tonight?
Person 2: Yup. Iâm ready to kalskarikännit.
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