nathaniel b

Hol’ up, ain’t you Nathaniel B?

Me: “Ayo bro…”
Nathaniel B: “Yeah?”
Me: “Ain’t you Nathaniel B”

nathaniel b

Hold up, ain’t you Nathaniel B?

Me: “Ayo bro…”
Nathaniel B: “Yeah?”
Me: “Ain’t you Nathaniel B?”

nottrebeca

The finest female to ever exist and the finest female that will ever exist, she’s also my girlfriend and I’m going to marry her.

Me: “Hey I got a girlfriend.”
Friend: “Wow, that’s crazy. Who is it?”
Me: “My girlfriend is nottrebeca.”