dancing queens

left shoulder up.left shoulder down. right shoulder up. right shoulder down.left arm up.drop to the floor.Look left.look right.rolley polley. cartwheel.hands to heart.arms out.spin.head down.cartwheel.head up.drop to knees.YOU'RE THE DANCING QUEEN.

"Did you see strictly last night?"
"yes,those women are dancing queens."
"dancing queens?"
"dancing queens."

flatfishing

someone on a dating website that puts oranges in their bra to disguise the fact they're flat . Also works with someone stuffing pillows down their trousers

whats that? how is my dating website account going?well,actually, a lot of people have been flatfishing me.

pizza

life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.life.Oh yeah also a food with a dough base,usually tomato sauce on top, then cheese and optional toppings.

"pizza is my life I eat cold pizza for breakfast, heated up pizza for lunch then takeaway pizza in the evening then REPEAT.

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90 day fiance

A SHOW MY MUM LOVES MORE THAN SHE LOVES ME

me:hey mum whats for din-
mum:SHUT UP THERES A NEW EPISODE OF 90 DAY FIANCE
(based off a true story)

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URBAN dictionary

Something people use to include words that make people laugh , but some people use it to be serious.screw them.

"you should keep up with me on the urban dictionary coz im an alright person."

bench

said in the good place,when they cant say a swear close in speech to the word bench.Also something ya put ya booty on.

"WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BENCH, YOU'RE TAKING UP THE WHOLE BENCH!"

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