shlongy longy

the form of a really long thick penis.

sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"

hot

something i am and you're not

Chelsea: "damn you're lookin hot as fuck today"

me: "yeah no shit you dumb fuck."

Chelsea: *cries like a bitch*

me: "keep crying you ugly mf"