Hentai Hunting

When you can’t find that hentai you watched a month ago so you spend an abnormally prolonged amount of time trying to find it.

“I saw this hentai a while back, and my cock erupted like Ol’ Faithful. I forgot the title, so I spent 2 hours hentai hunting until I finally found it, popped the cork and let the juice run.”

Djung

little pig boy. wielder of the triple P: Le petite peepee

Djung is mighty hung. Hail hitler

AP Biology

What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.

“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”

In the stratosphere

Being high. Like, hella high. Like, 900 mg of THC high.

“Each gummy had 100 mg of THC. He grabbed 9 and just started chewin’ them. Within 20 minutes, he was in the stratosphere.”

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