Fag

1) A cigarette (only used by English people, usually lower class)

2) A male homosexual (offensive, whether you like it or not)

3) Your personal servant during boarding school (only used by rich and upper class English twats.)

Me: Can I bum a fag?
1) Low class English friend: Yeah bruv, lifted it from the off-license just last night
2) Random slightly blunt friend: Only if they bend over first
3) Upper class posh friend/twat: Jolly gracious me! How disgusting! Now sod off, I've got work to finish. *Continues bumming own fag*

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