Chiraq Raw Dog

When you cut the tip off a condom, then hit it from the back. Just before blowing the load inside the bitch, the excess condom is pumped back like a shotgun.

We wanted to have kids that would be savages, so we conceived them by doing the chiraq raw dog.

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Blue cheese waterbed

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

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Brigham young chili bowl

Masterbate until cumming, then stick your raining cheese into your spouses ass in fetal position. Fall asleep limp cuddle inside behind your cheese filled spouse.

It was a cold in late october, so we warmed up our sexuality with a brigham young chili bowl.

tinder bopper

A tinder girl that smashes on the first date

Lets just get on the tinny and swipe for some tinder boppers.

Blue cheese baja blast

When you put blue cheese on your brown rim and fart until the the blue cheese tints yellow.

We decided to make a new chip dip for the super bowl, blue cheese baja blast.

Shart lord

Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.

Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.