mis-app

launching an incorrect app (application) on your computer desktop, dock or smartphone and waiting for it to finish before you can launch the desired app

...@#$%ing great...I just had a mis-app!!! Now i have to wait 20 minutes for Word to launch while I really wanted to launch Messenger...

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degragrapetion

while eating grapes the overall quality degrades exponentially by each grape consumed

Eating grapes is like selecting a grade school kick-ball team, start with best, finish with the worst, total degragrapetion.

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The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.

No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.